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Aymana

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About Aymana

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  1. Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg in a car crash? He's all right now.
  2. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen.
  3. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
  4. Stalking is when two people go for a long romantic walk together but only one of them knows about it.
  5. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea; does that mean that one enjoys it?
  6. What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? Snowballs
  7. I’m all for irony, but the phrase “Good morning” seems to be going a bit too far.
  8. My neighbors are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not.
  9. I asked my North Korean friend how it was to live in North Korea. He said he can't complain.
  10. I’ve no home, I haven’t got control, I can’t see any escape. Way past the time I got a new keyboard.
  11. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  12. What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
  13. I got tired of writing "updating" so here's a joke. A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
  14. Looks like we're in the market for new meat! ........Aaaand progression update.
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