Describe Your Class in 1 Sentence

[Valks 2,375]

Just wanted to see some of the ideas people have. You can choose to describe either the class/spec or the person that most often plays that class, but it has to be in 1 sentence. 

Show me what you got!

From me: Guardian Druid = bears, butterflies and bashing people's faces in.

[Erelaun 1]

Demon Hunter (Veng): Bunny on speed which jumps down every cliff

[SilkAus 2]

Outlaw Rogue: You win some, you lose some.

[Pandacho 286]

Well, shamans is just a one word: TOTEMS! (yeah, with the exclamation mark^^)

And then you can have all the range: "Do you want to be beaten with my totems?" "Throwing totem!" "Who stole my totems?"

:D

[Valks 2,375]

5 hours ago, Pandacho said:

"Do you want to be beaten with my totems?"

I wonder if this was what Thrall said before each fight.. YOU THERE. DO YOU WANT TO BE BEATEN WITH MY TOTEMS?

[Valks 2,375]

5 hours ago, SilkAus said:

Outlaw Rogue: You win some, you lose some.

So simple, yet so perfect.

[demonardvark 556]

Unholy Deathknight: Wounds, Runes, and Booms.

[Inkasep 0]

Demon Hunter: We are the gods of parkour.

[Valks 2,375]

Keep 'em coming, love them so far!

[Whiskey 0]

Dwarf Prot Pally - Little round turtle with a nasty sting. 

[spaski 2]

Shadow priest: THIS IS MADNESS !!  

Edited September 16, 2016 by spaski

[Valks 2,375]

Love that I am now imagining a Dwarf Paladin as a little turtle running around beating people's shins

[Thundorn 6]

Ret paladin - I'm sure i hit that guy!

[Holyskittles 0]

Destro lock- ''LOL Chaos Bolt''

[Valks 2,375]

On 9/17/2016 at 11:17 AM, Thundorn said:

Ret paladin - I'm sure i hit that guy!

Is my sword made of foam?

[Shezhem 1]

Marksmanship Hunter - "Ratatatatatam"..trashpack puller #2016 

[Tarkoll 0]

Surv hunter: "I use to shoot pointy sticks, now I just stab people with a much larger, pointier stick."

[Wilusa 0]

Holy Pally: "What's this thing you call Damage?"

Edited September 19, 2016 by Wilusa

[Valks 2,375]

KEEP EM COMING. Loving all of them so far!

[demonardvark 556]

Demon hunter: I've given everything what have you......... *Death knight walks up*

Death Knight: Go ahead what were you going to say

Demon Hunter: uhhh no, nothing

Death Knight: No, go ahead cupcake, tell me, what exactly did you give up?

Demon Hunter: uh......... every.......thing........

[Maxiemoose 0]

Assa Rogue: "Tell me, do You bleed? ....You will"

[Orthios 271]

Brewmaster Monk: HIT ME IF YOU CAN!!!!

[lipsinch 46]

On 16/09/2016 at 5:20 AM, spaski said:

Shadow priest: THIS IS MADNESS !!  

This.

As for Sub Rogue: "Night time... DAY TIME!" .-.

Also, DPS DHs seem a mix of Sonic and Knuckles on crack. Jump, fly, dash, jump again, dashdashdashdhashdashdhdash, gliiiiiiiiiiiide, wait 5s for CD, Jump jump fly dash dash dash dash gliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide........

Edited September 19, 2016 by lipsinch

[Valks 2,375]

8 hours ago, lipsinch said:

Also, DPS DHs seem a mix of Sonic and Knuckles on crack. Jump, fly, dash, jump again, dashdashdashdhashdashdhdash, gliiiiiiiiiiiide, wait 5s for CD, Jump jump fly dash dash dash dash gliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide........

Loving this comparison right now

[Orthios 271]

Windwalker: "I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times."