Heroes of the Storm - Your Momma's Joke

[Valhalen 1,484]

This is a topic purely made for fun and not to offend everyone. It was based out of a moment of stupidness with some buddies in the lobby.

Come and bring your best "Your Momma" jokes featuring Heroes of the Storm.

Allow me to begin.

"Your momma is so fat that Zeratul needs to Blink twice to get past her."

"Your momma is so fat that when The Butcher kills her once, he instantly completes the Fresh Meat quest."

Here is one not HotS related that I heard in "The Predator" trailer that dropped recently: "If your mom was a video-game, she would be 'Rated E: For Everyone'."

To the Admins: if this topic violates any kind of rules, feel free to delete and I apologize in advance.

Edited June 29, 2018 by Valhalen

[Valks 2,375]

Yo momma is so fat, she couldn't fit in the Nexus!

All good on topic btw, no need to delete.

[Valhalen 1,484]

Your momma is so fat that she takes both seats while inside the Protector from Volskaya Foundry.

[Peaches9 15]

Yo mama so fat Garrosh can't use Wrecking Ball on her without Titanic Might

Edited July 6, 2018 by Peaches9

[Mcsawyer 3]

Yo mama so fat she can only play Cho'gal alone..

Edited July 6, 2018 by Mcsawyer

[Irri 1]

Your momma is so fat Gul'dan needs the help of 7 other Warlocks to make the Ritual of Summoning to work

[MonzUn 2]

Your momma is so fat that she is immune to Gorge.

[dPunk 4]

Ya momma so horney that she asked Chen to use Storm, Earth, Fire ulti.

[lChronosl 182]

Yo momma is so fat the no one else can fit in the Bunker after she gets in.

Edited August 1, 2018 by lChronosl

[Spinnni 3]

Yo momma is so fat, only the whole octopus can stun her withOcto-Grab

 

Yo momma is so fat, Umbral Bind pulls maiev to her

Edited August 3, 2018 by Spinnni

[Evincare 39]

Yo momma's so fat, she's a permanent and movin' Graviton Surge

Edited August 4, 2018 by Evincare

[Valhalen 1,484]

Your momma's so fat she eats the Devouring Maw instead of being eaten by it.

[Unpronounceable 4]

Your momma's so fat, the Dragon Knight knocks itself backwards.

Your momma's so fat, the Orbital BFG flies in a circle.

Edited August 16, 2018 by Unpronounceable

[lChronosl 182]

Yo momma is so fat Massive Shove pushes Stukov back.

Yo momma is so fat that Primal Grasp just tickles.

Yo momma is so fat that Wandering Keg and Lorenado bounce off her.

Yo momma is so fat that Diablo's Shadow Charge and Overpower stun himself.

Yo momma is so fat that Garrosh's Titanic Might act as a nuke.

Edited August 16, 2018 by lChronosl

[Monchete99 1]

Yo momma is so fat she can cast Earthquake by jumping in the air.

Yo momma is so fat she can't enter in the Medivac Dropship

[VegaPl 88]

Yo momma is so fat, she ate the Wandering Keg.

[VegaPl 88]

Yo momma is so fat, Lunara has to use both stacks of Leaping Strike to get past her.

Edited August 24, 2018 by VegaPl

[pewpew 1]

Your momma is so fat when Yrel hits her with Righteous Hammer, she knocks Yrel back.

[VegaPl 88]

Yo momma is so fat, her heroic is getting up from the couch.

[Unpronounceable 4]

Yo momma is so fat, Kharazim's trait is triggered on every basic attack.

[alfx 0]

Your momma is so fat that Gorge is her basic ability. With no cooldown. And permanent effect duration.

[lChronosl 182]

Yo momma is so fat that Kerrigan's Ravage and Artani's Blade Dash rebound.

Edited September 5, 2018 by lChronosl

[DraconicSpecialist 0]

Yo mama's so fat, she sat on the core and didn't know.

[VegaPl 88]

Yo momma is so fat, that if Orbital BFG hits her, it changes the orbit and starts going around her.

 

[Greedy 0]

Yo momma is so fat, Zeratuls Void Prison is consumed by her.

Edited January 17, 2019 by Greedy