Heroes of the Storm - Your Momma's Joke

[lChronosl 182]

Yo momma is so fat that Burrow Charge can't get past her.

[axxjazz 0]

yo mama so fat she soak's all 3 lane's

yo mama so dumb when get's blinded she calls out for her dog

your mama so dumb when she gets slowed she loses brain cells

yo mama so dumb when she stun's people she think's she's fabulous 

yo mama so poor she doesn't turn in dubloons

yo mama so poor she try's to steal the butcher's meat

[JMTibbles 2]

Your momma's so fat they had to remove her collision so her allies could leave the Hall of Storms when the match started.

Your momma's so fat Malthael cast Last Rites on her and the server exploded.

Your momma's so ugly Diablo's terrified of her.

Your momma's so fat Solarion snapped in half.

Your momma's so fat Eternal Feast only hits once.

Your momma's so fat she stuns the Summon Ultralisk.

Your momma's so fat Ragnaros can channel Molten Core on her.

 

[lChronosl 182]

Yo mamma is so fat that when Imperius lands her with Wrath of the Angiris, it deals the same damage as a nuke.

Yo mamma is so fat that Grav-O-Bomb 3000, Graviton Surge and Graviton Vortex don't work properly when she is the match due her gravitational interference.

Yo mamma is so fat that Shadow Charge and Detainment Strike can use her as a wall.

[VegaPl 88]

Yo mamma is so fat, that after Drain Life, Guldan had to go for liposuction

 

Edited January 28, 2019 by VegaPl

[VegaPl 88]

Yo momma's so fat, Eternal Feast is based on real life events.

Edited January 30, 2019 by VegaPl