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The Many Faces of Group Finder Mythic+ Descriptions

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The Mythic+ premade group finder gets a lot of use, and the more frustrated players get with it, the weirder the descriptions of the groups get, so we're taking a look at the funny, creepy and one truly perfect one.

The first one we're taking a look at is your basic reverse psychology move, with some interesting math on top:

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Found by: NORATHEDESTROYER.

Then we're on to something similar, although a little weirder, with this (hopefully) satiric post:

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Found by: Dasquare22.

And now here's something... new, really weird and pretty creepy (with the added bonus of many boost group reports in the chat log, which has become a default part of the premade group finding experience):

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Found by: Galind_Halithel.

This next one isn't really about the description, but two of the groups on the list, and the piece is titled "Ships in the night":

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Found by: AKeeneyedguy.

But we saved the best for last, with probably the most accurate description and the most successful way to find good group members:

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Found by: sentenza63.


You've probably/definitely run across some similarly hilarious or weird ones in your time with the group finder, so post them below if you remember what they said!

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I saw one which hit me deep in my frozen, undead heart of a blood deathknight:

"Only Blood DK, no fancy, jumpey, jumpey VDH or rollin' to de ground BM, we want a wheelchair DK!"

and i got accepted, all went smooth and later we were riding into the setting sun..... i will never forget this group. I would have lost my mind about the community before and they safed me from that...

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31 minutes ago, Baharok said:

I saw one which hit me deep in my frozen, undead heart of a blood deathknight:

"Only Blood DK, no fancy, jumpey, jumpey VDH or rollin' to de ground BM, we want a wheelchair DK!"

and i got accepted, all went smooth and later we were riding into the setting sun..... i will never forget this group. I would have lost my mind about the community before and they safed me from that...

Haha that sounds awesome.

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I often add a little humour to listings. I find the people I get are slightly nicer for it. Whether that's because they're more willing to open up or whether it actually draws in people who want to have fun more than the very focused people, I don't know.

And let's face it, cute girl cheers are the currency of the future. 

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8 hours ago, Halock said:

 

And let's face it, cute girl cheers are the currency of the future. 

I find this both hilarious and really, really sad...

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Title: 19 2.2k pushing READ DESC

"Have it 18 +2 or 20 timed, atleast 2.2k score and one 22 timed, fire mage, ww monk, dh tank and rshaman, ONLY Razer mouse and keyboard"

The leader of the group was 1.7k btw hahaha

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Laughed way too hard at this one, literally my crush giving me hints & my dumbass don't getting them in one picture.

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Main reason why I absloutly dislike pugs. 

Intially got some really weird experiences with pug groups this season.

As ilvl 214 havoc dh there is not chance to get into any 10+ groups, like no chance. I remember got rejected for 2 hours straight last time for M0s just to complete weekly. Saw some team leader trying to ask raiderio score 1800+ for a +11, thats just magical.

as on my alt the marksmanship hunter yeah chances are greater but weird, i got a prot paladin bubble when his health below 80%, loses threat and wiped everyone, then he tried to blame me didnt tranq shot the raged mobs and rage quit, trashed the +12 key xD 

I now only run with guild groups, even if thats a below 10, at least I can help guildies instead of deal with some toxic players xD

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